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Gender FEMALE
Industry Non-Profit
Occupation Benefit Scrounging Scum and part-time Mad Woman
Location Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
Introduction I'm a 54 year old, divorced, former model (although you wouldn't believe it now) who's been on the cover of Just 17 and Woman's Own (twice) and three times in a mental hospital for drink and drug problems.

I have one grown-up daughter who is the manager of a bank in Brighton, who doesn't talk to her mad, drunken slut of a mother anymore.

My ex-husband worked for Citibank in the eighties, until he got the sack for fraud.

He has a small penis. He is also very old and will die soon.

My late father bought me a pair of leather boxing gloves for my third birthday.

I once dated Noel Edmunds (for 11 days).

Interests Horses, Horse Riding, Dogs, Dog walking, Paintings of dogs, Pantings of dogs, Documentaries about dogs and horses. Whisky, Barley Wine if there's at least 12 bottles. Growing old disgracefully and dieing on horseback - preferably in a hunting accident - on my 99 birthday.
Favorite Movies Sunset Boulevard, Maltese Falcon, Orlando, Brazil
Favorite Music Lena Horne, Billy Daniels, Beethoven's 8th, Mendelssohn's Concerto in E minor, Nina Simone, Janis Joplin
Favorite Books Moonfleet, Great Expectations, The Wasp Factory, Any cookery book that tells you how to cook a calf's brain, A Clergyman's Daughter, Percy's Progress.