The Maximum Leader

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Gender MALE
Industry Government
Occupation Why? Your supreme overlord of course.
Location Virginia, United States
Introduction Like a black-clad villain from a Shakespearean drama, your Maximum Leader cuts a dashing figure. A head taller than most, he exudes an aura of power and command. A witty raconteur with a sometimes professorial air, he is the envy of the less erudite. The pistol and keyboard he handles with equal aplomb. He is both heroic and villainous all at the same time. These traits, and the fact that he is hung like a mastodon, make him lucky with the ladies; and earn him the respect of men.
Interests world domination, history, government, politics, reading, fishing, maligning dwarves, philosophy, Jennifer Love Hewitt, movies, sex, baseball, football, Green Bay Packers, perfidy, villainy
Favorite Movies The Lion in Winter, Lawrence of Arabia, Bridge on the River Kwai, The Godfather, Blade Runner, The Empire Strikes Back, The Seven Samurai, Touch of Evil, Richard III, the Lord of the Rings, Blazing Saddles, Blues Brothers, Dr Strangelove, Citizen Kane, Key Largo, Zulu, Tombstone, High Plains Drifter, Kill Bill, The Usual Suspects, Snatch, Army of Darkness, Innocent Blood, Dracula, My Favorite Year, Batman, Empire of the Sun, Ben-Hur, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Henry V, Enemy at the Gates
Favorite Music Richard Wagner, Elvis, Cowboy Junkies, Beatles, The Who, REM, The Greatful Dead, Verdi, Strauss, Tom Jones, Barenaked Ladies
Favorite Books Five Days in London, Shogun, Leviathan, The Sound and the Fury, Absalom Absalom, Shakespeare, The Illiad, Art of War, The Prince, The World We Have Lost, Three Men in a Boat

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

When he lies choking in his own blood upon the floor.