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About me

Industry Arts
Location Baltimore, Maryland
Introduction My hair is brown. I'm too indolent to change it. Or cut it.
Interests American automobiles, vultures, Yogi Berra, poetry, cop shows on teevee, fabulous underwear, Nixon, psychology, performance art, Jimmy Carter, punctuation, science, Picasso, beer.
Favorite Movies Memento, Galaxy Quest, Philadelphia Story, Lady in the Water, Day at the Races, Hard Day's Night, Death Race 2000, Supersize Me, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Bugsy Malone, Ghostbusters, Wizard of Oz, Princess Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, Men In Black, Labyrinth, Being John Malkeovich, Bowfinger, Addams Family, Corpse Bride, Little Shop of Horrors, Say Anything, Young Frankenstein, Vertigo, Miracle on 34th Street, Drop Dead Fred, To Wong Foo..., Amadeus, Hairspray, Star Trek IV, Rollerball
Favorite Music nothing with screaming
Favorite Books Blink, Insomnia, Bombshell's Manual of Style, The Pain, When Will It End?, Hotel New Hampshire, The Edison Gene, Lamb, (the Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal), Harpo Speaks, The Secret Garden, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There, The Artist's Way, The Old Man and the Sea, the Complete Works of Shakespeare, OED, Eats, Shoots and Leaves, Joy of Cooking, The Naked Sun, Codes of Love, Childhood's End, Watership Down, I Know This Much Is True, I Didn't Say Everything I Said, The Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Found!, Infinite Jest

Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?

I don't like any of these random questions. I'd rather write one of my own. Okay, no, I do like this one. Excuse the comma splice.