Shark Butt
My blogs
- East Coast Randori
- We Have Kitten Butts and We Cannot Lie!!
- Advice from a Shark
- The Making of Castle Fang
Blogs I follow
- dooce®
- Random thoughts and Acts of Stupidity
- Sassafras Mama
- Shay's Word Garden (Poetry & Such Like)
- Yuki Lee Lee
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Queen of Jupiter |
| Location | Foodchiks house., Jersey, United States |
| Introduction | Sharkbutt is a 7 year old cat. He's quite wise beyond his years and has a taste for blueberry muffins and yogurt, and fish. His foodchik who also serves as friendly typist and evil minion is tall, jaded and sleep deprived. Has been described as a tattooed bliss kitten. But Sharkbutt says he's been a kitten, he knows kittens and his foodchik is no kitten - bliss or otherwise. She is, however; a cat puke remediation expert. Sharkbutt insists that his foodchik is a cow and her moo. This would seem to be some kind of cat insult. Foodchik is just back from the edge, having enjoyed the view a little too much. Currently, we live on the East Coast. Foodchik's goal in life is to perfect the nap, she is also a professional evil minion. Sharkbutt is not queen of anything and he doesn't care, he has, in fact, perfected the nap. The idiosyncratic spelling is according to Sharkbutt. The just flat-out wrong spelling is foodchiks. |
| Interests | Sharkbutt: Fitch (fish), snacks (tweets (birds) and such outside the window) Food chik: Art: specifically photography and pottery, reading: NYTimes, blogs, cereal boxes, smut. Likely not as selective in my reading choices as I might be. Sleeping, Reiki, massage, aikido. |
| Favorite Movies | Sharkbutt - Cats, Finding Nemo, Any about fitch (fish) and pork. Foodchik - Above the Law, Steel Magnolias, What the Bleep Do We Know?, Clerks, Dogma, Sleepers. |
| Favorite Music | Very eclectic - right this instant -Soundtracks from Slumdog Millionaire and Riverdance, Matisyahu, Gerald Levert, Tina Turner, the Ramones, Psychedelic Furs, Kanye West, Bob Marley, An assortment of chant, Timbaland and Brooks and Dunn, not so much with the clinky instrumental massage music as the running water in the background tends to add to the persistent urge to pee. |
| Favorite Books | Sharkbutt: Books about fish. Food chik: Any Pema Chodron, Dean Sluyter, Bill Bryson and Cats for Dummies. |
That can't really be a fish you're standing on, can it?
If it were a fish, me would have eaten it.