Matt Ramone

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Government
Occupation Sendin' out gummint checks
Location Washington, DC
Introduction I'm a drunk jackass residing in the Washington, DC area. I don't know you, but I'd probably hate you and your entire family. If you see me at the Black Cat, buy me a fuckin' drink already.
Interests Green tea, kicking ass, the true strength of street knowledge
Favorite Movies GoodFellas, Invincible Armor, Sin City, Brain Candy, The Royal Tenenbaums, Taxi Driver, The Good The Bad and the Ugly
Favorite Music Oh good god I'm not even going to try. Just read the damn blog, idiot. I will say that "Dream Police" is probably the greatest song ever done by anyone.
Favorite Books Barely Legal, Swank...wait. Um, Madame Bovary, Picture of Dorian Gray, Confederacy of Dunces, Our Band Could Be Your Life, Please Kill Me, Me Talk Pretty One Day

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Save me, Shirt Tails!