Jaguar Bennett

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation Writer, Comedian, Actor
Location Fresno, California
Introduction I'm unhappy. I want to share my unhappiness with the world, so you can be unhappy too.
Interests Comedy, Literature, Theater, Politics, Philosophy, Useless Information, Esperanto, Dashboard Design
Favorite Movies Fight Club, Repo Man, Straight to Hell, Incubus
Favorite Music Cake, Thomas Dolby, Sex Pistols, Devo, King Missile, Beck
Favorite Books 1984, Der Einzige und sein Eigentum, A Scanner Darkly

Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?

That is the magic of Blue Soda. It's like Zen. Don't ask questions.