damon

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Consulting
Occupation Slinky tester
Location Largo, Florida, United States
Introduction I am 40 years old, I love all things hockey. I'm raising two kids and I'm freakin tired.
Favorite Music Linkin Park, All Time Low, Tito Puente, and the guy who sings those Free Credit Report commercials.
Favorite Books Horton Hears a Who

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I'M STAYIN QUIET DOWN HERE AND RUBBING THE LOTION ON MY SKIN SO I DONT GET THE HOSE AGAIN.