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|Location||Moorestown, New Jersey, United States|
|Introduction||I am Hans, the Great and Powerful. Who are you? Hans was born in Sumeria c. 5000 BC. He spent some time in Egypt where, fortunately, he was not quite wealthy but never a slave. Decent middle class. A few seasons on the Italian Coast. Good night life, excellent entertainment. Disappeared for a while in the fifth century, rumored to have been seen in the Khmer Empire, but these claims are unsubstantiated. Other people say he lived underground, among a race of dinosaurs which hadn't yet gone extinct. Currently lives in New Jersey, USA. Hans has enjoyed reading since it was invented. He's said to have been the only writer to have published bestsellers in Cuneiform, Linear B, and Etruscan. The Triple Crown, they called it in those days. He also likes ladies in their underwear. Lighten up, it's not like there's anything dirty about it. Prophesied to have been the wisest and handsomest man ever to have lived, Hans will one day lead us into a glorious future in which all people will live in harmony; and even though admission is free, there are no lines at any theme park rides. Most impressive of all, he is 100% not vulnerable to kryptonite. Worshipped by millions, Hans is great.|
|Interests||Astronomy, Baseball, The Byzantine Empire, Dinosaurs, Video Games, Environmental Conservation, Books|
|Favorite Movies||Amadeus, The Birdcage, The Island of Dr. Moreau, In Bruges, Stand By Me, Starship Troopers|
|Favorite Music||The Beastie Boys, The Gorillaz, Joy Division, The Smiths, Smashing Pumpkins, the Duck Tales theme song|
|Favorite Books||Brave New World, Burmese Days, Animal Farm, Naked, The Grapes of Wrath|
Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?
Thank God for morphine.