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Location Ithaca, NY
Interests text to speech, video, cats, food and drink
Favorite Movies A Zed and Two Noughts, Weird Science, Trading Places, Murder by Death, Four Rooms

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

Flora was a wig-maker who wore a crooked pince-nez. Her wigs were too loud for her lazy seaside town. Desperate for contact lens money, she decided to promote herself on the internet. She put videos on youtube of old men shitting in their own wigs and coming to her to buy new ones. When that didn't work she became the one behind those drag queen frog videos. You know the ones.