Robert
My blogs
| Location | Austin, TX, United States |
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| Introduction | I'm the world's tallest murderer. I once beat the entire United States Senate in a hotdog eating constest, and as a reward I fathered children on all their wives. I invented America by rubbing sticks together and spitting on them. I'm so excited about this blog that I woke up and shit anvils. What are you going to do about it, huh? |