The Militant Working Boy

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Industry Arts
Occupation Disco Ball Construction
Introduction Well Darling, if you are reading this, you obviously don't know the fantastic creature that is ME! I was born with four extra toes and no ear lobes which my mother said made me special right from the get-go. In middle school I began a seance business out of my bedroom as I had discovered early on that I could communicate with the occult. In my salad days, I spent time on a goat-steam spa in the mountains of Russia. And darling, if you have to ask what goat-steam is, you obviously don't know. After winning the Jacqueline Bombay award for the most beautiful tan in the world, I went on to make my fortune in a wig crafting business based in my very own kitchen. I would like to thank my mother (George) and my father (Evelyn) for giving me the life, love, and support I need to make the dream of this blog into a reality! Hugs for all!
Interests All things funky, paisley, sushi, potbelly pigs, pomegranate juice, andy warhol, hairless cats
Favorite Movies Mamma mia, Hair, Across the Universe, Burlesque, Dream Girls, Glitter
Favorite Music Kool and the Gang, Wild Cherry, Madonna, Rebecca Black, Pavarotti
Favorite Books Darling do you think I'd ruin these dazzling eyes by reading?

If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?

My body IS a hot air balloon, silly! I refuse to eat anything that isn't spicy for fear that if I do my insides would become inept at tolerating the fire that is my soul.