God's gift to women (with really low standards)
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Publishing |
| Occupation | Journalist |
| Location | Texas, United States |
| Interests | Sports, Nebraska Football, Notre Dame Football, The Pittsburgh Steelers, John Donne, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons |
| Favorite movies | Slackers, Dumb and Dumber, Any Kevin Smith movie |
| Favorite music | Tool, APC, Evanescence, Shinedown, Cold, Breaking Benjamin, Godsmack, Evans Blue, 10 Years |
| Favorite books | The Winter of Our Discontent, Down and Out in London and Paris, Moneyball, East of Eden |
Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
Escape??? Why? You have a goat and a slinky. Where I come from, you usually have to pay for that.