Audrey Holiday
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | United Kingdom |
| Introduction | I need to find my inner sex goddess. And I need to find her fast. Before it is too late! Where can she be? Is she squashed under shovels and fucking shovels of long-term relationship? Is she locked up in an attic somewhere? Does she even exist? Have I even met her? It has become scarily obvious that if I want to live properly, if I want to even think about living my dreams or even living like a proper civilized human being, then I’m going to have to find her, and find her pretty fast. So here begins my quest. I will find and unleash my inner sex goddess! With the help of God, vodka and Shirley Bassey I swear I will do it! |