XXLA

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About me

Gender FEMALE
Industry Student
Location Illinois//Kentucky, United States
Introduction Outside you see that I am a fat college student from the midwestern United States. You may also see that I am in love with my soon to be co-writer for this blog. Inside I am a budding feminist, bisexual, and diabetic. This blog will help me share my life with the world, an emphasis being put on fat, feminism, love, and the 'beetus.
Interests Foreign language, writing, drawing, reading, singing, moles, Upright Citizens Brigade, spoons, world domination, driving, flying, city-lights, discovering the world.
Favorite Movies Paprika, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Iron Man, The Edukators (Die Fetten Jahren Sind Vorbei), The Lives of Others (Das Leben Der Anderen), Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Goodbye Lenin, Moulin Rouge, Fight Club, Office Space, 28 Days Later, The Butterfly Effect, Donnie Darko, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Stupids, The Birdcage
Favorite Music Menomena, Cursive, Minus The Bear, The Decemberists, Modest Mouse, Benny Benassi, The Faint, Paprika Soundtrack, Margot and the Nuclear So and So's, Bluemchen, Talking Heads, Dave Matthews, Silversun Pickups, The Hush Sound, Paper Rival, The Honorary Title, The Early November, Action Action, Angels and Airwaves, Metric, dance, indie, electronica, etc.
Favorite Books Fight Club, Lullaby, A Clockwork Orange, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Choke, Survivor, Crooked Little Vein. Comics: Transmetropolitan, Black Summer, Doktor Sleepless, Sleeper, The Midnighter

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt Kim, I was very pleased to see that you followed my birthday gift directions to the T! As stated on my wishlist, I asked for a cock filled with something tantalizing and sweet. Simply perfect! Yours, xxla