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Gender MALE
Occupation Writer
Location Rockville, Maryland, United States
Introduction I live to write and write to live. Literally, my keyboard is hooked up to my vitals. If I stop writing for even a minute I'll start flatlin............
Interests Getting some air off of sweet jumps, chasing the dragon, dropping fresh dope lyrics over mad phat beats, kicking puppies, robbing nuns, giving people cancer, bringing about the downfall of mankind, lying to complete strangers about my interests
Favorite Movies Steel Magnolias, Babe 2: Pig in the City, that one movie with that guy where he did that stuff
Favorite Music The tortured screams of my enemies, the moans of pleasure from the various wenches I have bedded
Favorite Books The Necronomicon, Devine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, Everybody Poops

If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?

What a ridiculous question! If my body were a hot air balloon, I'd float over to the cheap, crappy, studio apartment and...I dunno. Hot air balloons aren't very good at making threats.