Free Sarcasm
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Sports or Recreation |
| Occupation | Spelunker |
| Location | Boston, Massachusetts, United States |
| Introduction | I admit nothing. |
| Interests | Lawn Darts, Snail Racing, Rock Skipping |
| Favorite Movies | Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot, Santa With Muscles, Police Academy: Mission to Moscow, The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? |
| Favorite Music | Joey Scarbury, Right Said Fred, Gerardo, Snow, Don Johnson, Wreckx-N-Effect, Wang Chung |
| Favorite Books | Anything by Cliff Notes, That one coffee table book about coffee tables |