ihategwynethpaltrow

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Arts
Occupation Actress, mother, yogi, fashion icon
Location London, United Kingdom
Introduction I'm an Academy-Award winning actress who has really achieved everything I've ever wanted to achieve. But I guess my work isn't really done until I convince EVERYONE that I'm the most superior human being God ever created. Come on, you know it's true. My mother is Blythe Danner, for Christ's sake.
Interests Yoga, befriending famous people that make you feel bad about your own friends, bragging about all sorts of things, being sanctimonious about other people's life choices, motherhood, eating perfectly and shopping.
Favorite Movies Shakespeare in Love, The Royal Tennenbaums (I was friggin' awesome in that, everyone says so), Sliding Doors (so cute, there's even two of me!), The Talented Mr. Ripley (kinda boring, but I looked great in it), Sylvia (a friggin' masterwork), and Proof (I think the reviews speak for that one).
Favorite Music Coldplay (Duh), I LOVE Jay-Z's the Black Album--It's da bomb.
Favorite Books Nothing YOU would have heard of.

You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?

Uh...what does THAT mean? I'm not answering such a retarded question.