The Dreaded Seamstress

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Gender Female
Location Santa Paula, California, United States
Introduction I have gone from a girl who made ill-fitting items from pre-printed patterns because "what do you mean 'bust measurement?' I'm an 8" to a woman who has designed her own patterns and even made a men's suit. My skills are not yet where I want them to be, but I find myself loving sewing, knitting, and crocheting more and more. True beauty is made by hand.
Interests Cooking, baking, knitting, crochet, tea, Doctor Who, astrology, Discworld, Supernatural, Sherlock
Favorite Books Discworld series, American Gods

You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest?

Moths are ninja butterflies, and their camouflage only works in the trees.