|Occupation||Voice/Film Actor, Writer, Comic|
|Location||Scottsdale, Arizona, United States|
|Introduction||I am a writer, comic, voice/film actor and professor of strange and wonderful things. Most of my career I spent having the blood sucked out of me by corporate America. I learned quite a bit in the process, so I'm (somewhat) grateful. The experience gave me lots of material for stand-up comedy (which includes teaching MBA and university students).|
|Interests||Iconoclastic mythologies of the northwestern penurious plebes and other miscreants of the now-defunct farcical Newtonian disorders. Oh, and pugilistic catatonic societies of the primordial creep.|
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
I have been faking it all my life. Why stop now?