Layne

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About me

Gender FEMALE
Occupation slatternly hausfrau
Location Utah, United States
Introduction Proprietress of an eensy plot of hay and mess in rural Northern Utah where our family is trying to stop taking so much for granted.
Interests chucking it, reading, cooking, cheese, goats, cows, responsible stewardship of the earth, its resources, and its inhabitants
Favorite Movies Joe Versus the Volcano, Indiana Jones (Last Crusade), Jaws, the Bourne series
Favorite Music the Beatles, big band, phat beats, old-timey country, jazz for dummies
Favorite Books Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Poisonwood Bible, The Chronicles of Prydain, Harry Potter, The Harvester, Animal Vegetable Miracle, Slaughterhouse Five

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?

The fact that I don't have a candy apple because they suck. Now a caramel apple, that's a different story.