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Industry Construction
Occupation Finish Carpenter, Remodeling Contractor
Location Sacramento, California, United States
Introduction Life Jobs: Restaraunt business: Everything from server to Sous Chef. Military Electronics: Everything from alarm installer, to Technical Manager of the Northwest Region for a large Fortune 500 Company whose name is all one word for something bees make + the place you get water and make wishes. Remodling Contractor and Finish Carpenter. Owner of Custom Design and Renovations. Places I've lived: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, Georgia, Maryland, Virginia, and California. Loves: Woodworking, Animals, Nature, Beauty, Art, the smell of fresh cut grass, fall colors,a perfect golf shot, laughing with friends. Hates: Litter, cruelty, injustice, hunting, slow internet connections, evil, and late fees. Neutral: Bowling, slapstick, 2-ply, marigolds, and sedans.
Interests Woodworking, golf, cycling, kayaking, hiking, watching movies, reading, photography
Favorite Movies Bound, The Princess Bride, Kinky Boots, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Mr & Mrs. Smith, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Big Eden, CutThroat Island, Chicken Run, Mostly Martha, Waking Ned goes on...
Favorite Music Annie Lennox, Sarah Bettens, Thea Gilmore, Eva Cassidy, Nina Simone, kd Lang, Ella Fitzgerald, Doris Day, Gwen Stefani, Billie Holiday
Favorite Books Dancing with Tigers, To Kill a Mockingbird, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Secret Garden, anything by David Sedaris

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

Why on earth would you put a waffle on a griddle? How did the waffle get moist, did you take it out of the waffle iron, put syrup on it, then just as you're about to take a bite, you fall over because you were rocking in your chair, and the waffle goes flying over your head, through the kitchen door and lands on a griddle?