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Gender MALE
Industry Law
Occupation Lawyer
Location London, Kentucky
Introduction My full name is Captain William Chester Marshmallow, Esquire. I was born in 2000 in a trailer in London, Kentucky, with 12 poodles chasing me around and no-neck children carrying me by the head. My mommy rescued me in June, thank the good Lord.
Interests Power napping, hiding, receiving tongue baths, falsetto singing, drugging, showing my lavender fat bags.
Favorite Movies The Incredible Journey, Mystery Science Theater
Favorite Music Silence
Favorite Books White Trash Cookery, Ulysses by James Joyce, Sons and Lovers by D.H. Lawrence