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About me

Industry Student
Occupation slaving away at Big Kahuna Burger
Location Planet Earth, The Milky Way
Introduction I am a cranky teenager that likes ramen like celebrities like Botox. I dig on sarcasm, dark humor, violent movies, and my doddering old man of a dog, AJ. I like to write. I like to read. I like music. A little too much. I like dying my hair and making balloons out of glow-in-the-dark condoms. And, most likely, I like you. I am a teddy bear in a Napoleon Bonaparte-sized package.
Interests writing, music, reading, singing, running when I can be bothered to, making videos, blogging, attempting (key word there) to cook, messing around with my hair, crushing on dead and/or old men that may or may not be historical figures, role playing (no, not with you), watching cult films that make my parents go UGH NOT AGAIN PLEASE NO THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK
Favorite Movies Highlander, Tommy, The Kids Are Alright, Across the Universe, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Blazing Saddles, Yellow Submarine, Some Like It Hot, Meet the Fockers, A Knight's Tale, The Labyrinth, The Producers, basically anything with Gene Wilder in it, The Song Remains the Same, Animal House, Good Morning Vietnam, Inglourious Basterds, Pulp Fiction, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Hannibal Rising, Hostel
Favorite Music Queen, The Beatles, The Who, Paul McCartney & Wings, David Bowie, Styx, The Bravery, Fog Hat, Aerosmith, Franz Ferdinand, Jethro Tull, Steppenwolf, Green Day, Felix and Arty, Led Zeppelin, The Edgar Winter Group, Bob Dylan, Muse, Beck, The Pink Spiders, Panic! at the Disco, The Eurythmics, Tricky, Eugene McGuinness, The White Stripes, The Raconteurs, Arctic Monkeys, The Black Keys
Favorite Books The Once and Future King, Water for Elephants, Wuthering Heights, A Tree Grows In Brooklyn, Frankenstein, The Outsiders, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, Hammer of the Gods, The Beatles Anthology, 1984, Ethan Frome, Of Mice and Men, A Spot of Bother, Lolita, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Persepolis, Iliad, Odyssey

What was the stage name of your favorite actress before she was born?

Swirling Cloud of Cosmic Dust. Actually, that was her legal name as well. The Flying Spaghetti Monster has deemed it so.