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Location Glasgow, United Kingdom
Introduction A few years ago, I promised that I would never start a blog; this is it. On this blog, I plan to respond to real (or imagined) slights by posting coruscating put-downs of my enemies, competitors and -occasionally- friends. I also plan to maintain the acrimonious simmering of a series of longstanding grudges and petty disputes. But mainly, the blog will faithfully record a pointless and pedestrian series of idle musings, attempted libels and ill-considered theories about popular culture, sport, politics, music and the meaning of life. For the last couple of years, I've been writing about an album I'm recording; yes, it's nearly finished. The views represented on this blog are not necessarily endorsed by the author, unless they are.
Interests I write stuff. I sing stuff. I stare into space. My greatest personal achievement is that I once managed to laminate an angry penguin (for charity).