Gagdad Bob
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Licentious Coonical Pslackologist |
| Location | Floating in His Cloud-Hidden Bobservatory, Inside the Centers for Spiritual Disease Control and Pretension, Tonga |
| Introduction | Who spirals down the celestial firepole on wings of slack, seizes the wheel of the cosmic bus, and abides in a bewilderness adventure of higher nondoodling? Who, haloed be his gnome, loiters on the threshold of the transdimensional doorway, looking for handouts from Petey? Who, with his doppelgägster and aide-de-campf, Cousin Dupree, wields the pliers and blowtorch of fine insultainment for the ridicure of assouls? Who is the gentleman loaffeur who yoinks the sword from the stoned philosopher and shoves it in the breadbasket of metaphysical ignorance and tenure? Whose New Testavus for the Restavus blows the locked doors of the empyrean off their rusty old hinges and sheds a beam of intense darkness on the world enigma? Who is the Biggest Fakir of the Vertical Church of God Knows What, channeling the roaring torrent of 〇 into the feeble stream of cyberspace? Who is the masked pandit who lobs the first water balloon out the motel window at the annual Raccoon convention? Who is your nonlocal partner in disorganized crimethink? Shut your mouth! But I'm talkin' about bʘb! Then we can dig it! |
| Interests | Vertical Recollection, Neuro-Cosmology, Time Dilation, Extreme Seeking, Off-Road Spiritual Adventures, Coonical Pslackology, Metaphysical Comedy, Orthodox Hoodooism, Mind Parasitology, Applied Non-Doing, Inward Mobility, Upward Nobility, High Energy Karmannihilation & Egobliteration, Buddhaflaw Correcting, Improvisational Orthoparadoxical Bohemian Classical Liberal Neo-traditionalism |
| Favorite movies | Big Lebowski, No Country for Old Men, Night of the Hunter, Double Indemnity, All About Eve, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, A Place in the Sun, Goodfellas, Night and the City, etc. |
| Favorite music | Art Pepper, Phil Woods, Ennio Morricone, Paul Bley, Sinatra, James Brown, Van Morrison, Allman Bros., Buck Owens, Raspberries, Ramones, NY Dolls, Tower of Power, Beach Boys, Byrds, & lots of other vintage Cosmic American Jazz, R&B, Soul, Blues, Country, Garage, & Sunshine Pop |
| Favorite books | Frithjof Schuon, Nicolás Gómez Dávila, Josef Pieper, W. Norris Clarke, Michael Polanyi, James Joyce, P.G. Wodehouse, J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs |