chefranden

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About me

Gender MALE
Occupation That which pleases me.
Location Superior, Wisconsin, United States
Introduction Retired chef, factory worker, preacher, handyman, car salesman, business owner, restaurant manager, Chicken farm hand, hired killer, paper boy, kid, baby, fetus, sperm/egg... Still employed as husband and grandfather.
Interests Politics, religion, economic justice, justice, art, music, baby sitting, squirrels, digital photography, photoshop, painter 9
Favorite Movies Don't watch 'em
Favorite Music smooth jazz, dean martin, frank sinatra, k.d. lang, sade, willie nelson, b b king, eric clapton, stevie ray vaugn, Beatles, Beausoleil, Queen, ...
Favorite Books Ishmael, Philosophy in the Flesh, The Culture of Makebelieve, Lord of the Rings, The Big Bang Never Happened, Drawing on the Right side of the Brain, the Art of Photoshop, A People's History of the United States, Gonzo Science, Franny and Zooey, Walking on Water, Clueless at the Top, Writing Down the Bones, When Corporations Rule the World

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

It's simple enough. I don't poop. I shit. Now if you called it a shit deck, I might be in trouble.