NotScarlett

About me

Gender FEMALE
Industry Construction
Occupation Data Manager
Location Florida, United States
Introduction The misadventures of a West Coast girl magically transported to a land of Confederate flags, NASCAR lovers, and gators. I'm no Southern Belle.....and frankly, I am more than a little afraid of the South.
Interests yoga, photography, vintage pin-ups, books, movies, music, sweaters, writing, fishing, camping, offensive humor, knitting and other assorted crafts
Favorite Movies Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill 1 & 2 (are you sensing a trend yet?), Trainspotting, Memento, The Princess Bride, Fight Club, American History X, The Spanish Prisoner, Office Space, old Hitchcock films, film noir
Favorite Music The Clash, The Germs, Agent Orange, Seattle grunge circa 1992, The Crystal Method, Chris Isaak, Elvis, Billie Holiday, Sinatra, Brand New, Coheed & Cambria, Bad Religion, Social Distortion......and the hits just keep on comin'
Favorite Books Dune, Enders Game, Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Fight Club, Lullaby, Invisible Monsters, About a Boy, How to Be Good, High Fidelity

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Build a goat-a-copter with a slinky projectile weapon to destroy the wall, MacGyver style.