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Blogs I follow
| Gender | Female |
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| Location | San Diego, CA, United States |
| Introduction | I am a bitch. I don't like people who half ass their way through life. I will do anything for most and nothing for few. I love animals even though I want to beat the shit out of my own on a regular basis. I love kids, but don’t want any because childbirth disgusts me! I find stupid people painfully entertaining. I think farts are funny. I experience the worst part of living once a month and don't care that everyone else with a vagina has suffered the same. I'm not a lesbian but I think boobies are awesome. I always look at my shit before flushing. I'm uncomfortable talking to people with lazy eyes. People with visibly dirty teeth gross me out. Red-headed guys gross me out even more. I'm tougher than every girl I know, and tougher than most guys that I know. I ride a dirt bike like a dude. Foreign accents annoy the fuck out of me. I think it is only acceptable for guys to get fake tans if they are gay. High heels hate me. I have a SHORT temper. I say "fuck" a lot. I can turn any conversation into something inappropriate. I giggle when someone says the word "balls." People can't resist touching my ass because it's so big and round. I'm a shit talker. I think life is good! |