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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Science
Occupation Creative Propaganda Minister for White Mud
Location United States
Links Audio Clip
Interests watching frogs rot...
Favorite Movies #4
Favorite Music White Mud Blues Band, White Mud's lost tape, Reality Sandwhich, (A WMBB production) The Leach Band, another WMBB production, The MC5, Stooges, SRC, Mothers of Invention, Doctor John
Favorite Books Watership Down, Tales From Uncle Remus

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Auntie, thanks for the birthday gift...I finally figured out that it was a maple syrup dispenser, after I used it as a sex toy to masturbate with...maaaan what a mess the bed is this morning...! Do you want it back since I dont eat pancakes?