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Industry Publishing
Occupation Writer
Location United Kingdom
Introduction I'm Polenth Blake and I write fantasy and science fiction. Deep within my lair, I store boxes of sparklies and paperclips. I'm also inordinately fond of footnotes.

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

My milkshake is very sad. It always wanted to be an apple when it grew up, and now the apple is stealing the only thing that made being a milkshake special - the whole milkshake-straw routine. This is only because the apple wishes it was a milkshake. If only they could set aside their jealousy and become apple milkshake, everyone would be happy. Plus, I'd have an apple milkshake.