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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Communications or Media
Occupation TBA
Location Cleveland, Ohio, United States
Introduction As seen on the Internet.
Interests cleveland, hysteria, warm milk, allegories, fancy feast, xylophone, avarice, Victorian architecture, big league chew, pandora's box, calicos, humdrum, nirvana the state of being, nirvana the band, salsa!!!, no comment, thin mints, your secretary's marital status, newborn kitten, rosebud
Favorite Movies bring me the head of alfredo garcia, who framed roger rabbit?, fargo, key largo, royal tenenbaums, ghostbusters, mulholland drive, the limey, the long good friday, man on a train, toto le hero
Favorite Music The Books, Andrew Bird, The Kinks, Spoon, Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, MF Doom, Elvis Costello, Cat Power, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band, Camper Van Beethoven, Fiona Apple, Devo, The New Pornographers, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, The Magnetic Fields, Belle & Sebastian, The White Stripes, Hamell on Trial
Favorite Books Fiskadoro, The World According to Garp, Wise Blood, Portnoy's Complaint, The Accidental Tourist, Steps, Kavalier & Clay, High Fidelity, Daniel Clowes' "The Death Ray", Stories by Hemingway/Falkner/[Flannery] O'Connor/[Denis] Johnson/T.C. Boyle, The Complete Writings; Emails; And Concerned Text Messages of John Green [1995-Current], The Picture of Dorian Gray, Cat's Cradle

What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?

a gingerbread-colored ascot.