Laura Jean
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | getting hitched. moving to New York. starting MFA at Columbia. ending the business plans gig. 2 dogs. 1 awesome life. |
| Interests | writing. fiction. plays. po-ems. history of religion in late antiquity. morphosyntax typology. Mostly just syntax. |
| Favorite movies | I will make this category "favorite movie that should be remade without its AWFUL soundtrack": This Property is Condemned |
| Favorite music | Right now I keep listening to Renegade by the Styx. BTW--my love of Dolly Parton and certain other "artists" is NOT IRONIC. |
| Favorite books | Anna Karenina. |
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