|Introduction||Some random facts about me: I am one with nature but am totally against humping trees. Those guys are weird. I only speak when spoken to. I never lie just like Superman. I have a lot of his other qualities including quick reflexes, super strength and kick-ass modesty. Pretty much every quality except I don't have a problem wearing my underwear inside my tights.|
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
I eat the goat, play with the slinky for an hour, then climb out with my Spiderman ablities.