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Industry Arts
Occupation Unemployed, disabled writer/artist
Location Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, United States
Introduction Andrea Lambert is the author of Jet Set Desolate, Lorazepam & the Valley of Skin and the chapbook G(u)ilt. Her work has appeared in HTMLGIANT, 3:AM Magazine, FANZINE, Entropy, Queer Mental Health, and Enclave. Her poetry has been anthologized in Writing the Walls Down:a convergence of LGBTQ Voices, Off the Rocks #16, The L.A. Telephone Book, You’ve Probably Read This Before, and Chronometry. She is a visual artist and CalArts MFA. She is currently working on a memoir called Diary of a Hollywood Hedgewitch, an autobiographical fantasy called Scaffolding, and a poetry manuscript called Bleed Almond. Find her online at
Interests Writing, art, the Internet, cooking, my cat, medical marijuana, politics, feminism, books, witchcraft, yoga, benzodiazepines, mad pride, LGBT community, tarot, talking to ghosts.
Favorite Movies Valley of the Dolls, Party Monster, The Virgin Suicides, Marie Antoinette, Moonrise Kingdom, Into the Woods, Sante Sangre, Cabaret, Les Miserables, San Francisco 2.0
Favorite Music Lana Del Rey, Lil Debbie, Amy Winehouse, Iggy Azalea, The Velvet Underground, Adult., Miss Kitten & the Hacker, dance music made by drag queens from RuPaul's Drag Race.
Favorite Books In the City of Shy Hunters, Valley of the Dolls, Dancer from the Dance, Dame Darcy's Handbook for Hot Witches, Rumble, Young Man, Rumble, E!, The City of Red Night, Veronica.

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

Anticipatedly delicious!