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Occupation Personal Assistant, Private Cook, Driver, Therapist, Doctor, Confidant, Indentured Servent, & All The Other Job Descriptions of a Mommy
Location Birmingham, AL, United States
Introduction I have the two most wonderful sons (we've been busy). I'm married to my high school sweetheart. He's a wonderful guy who sometimes fumbles but usually makes the touch down. We still live in our hometown. I'm a big Alabama football fan, but no where near as bad as my momma. I'm dedicated to my family and I like to think that I'm a generally good person.
Interests Anything my kids are in to, Music, Art, Photography, Crafts, and Cooking.
Favorite Movies To Wong Fu: Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar, Cruel Intentions, The Devil's Rejects, Broken Lizard's Club Dread, The Punisher, The Labryinth, Moulan Rouge, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Every Batman Movie, Evil Dead, All Cheech and Chong Movies, The Princess Bride, The Boys and Girl's Guide to Getting Down, Ali G Indahouse, Mr. Mrs. Smith, Legends of the Fall, Meet Joe Black, 12 Monkeys, 7 Years in Tibet, Earth Girls Are Easy, Boys Don't Cry, Knocked Up, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Superbad, Clerks, Clerks 2, Dogma, Pertty much everything Kevin Smith has put out, Waiting, The Simpson's Movie, The Doors (Val Kilmer NAILED Jim Morrison, ) Grindhouse, Kill Bill Vol I & II, Four Rooms, I Adore Quintin Terentino..... I could do this all day.
Favorite Music What don't I like.... I love 80's hair bands. I love Def Leppard, Guns N Roses, (Slash is a guitar god!!!), AC/DC, Metallica, Aerosmith, The Rolling Stones, The Doors, The Verve, and several more. I think the band Lynnard Skynard is as close to godly as mere mortals can get. I like some rap. Lennon Murphy is perfect. Other than Sublime and a few other more modern musicians, I basically won't listen to anything made after the 80's.
Favorite Books Insomnia, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Art Of War, The Tao of Pooh, The Te of Piglet, The Dante Club, He's Just Not That Into You, Evolution or How I Ate My Father, The Lorax, The Giving Tree, Oh the Places You'll Go, The Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, Slash, The Tibetan Book of The Dead... once again I could do this forever...

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?

Nothing! I have licked half the icing off a Krispy Kreme doughnut, wrapped in foil, stuck it in a baggie with my name on it AND shoved it in the back of the fridge. I came home to him saying "Anything in the fridge is free game," and my doughnut quietly digesting in his hairy belly! So I'm pretty sure that if he wanted it, then he'd just eat the candied apple.