jerz knows all

About me

Gender MALE
Industry Tourism
Occupation Rounder/Human fullfillment engineer
Location St. Simons Island, Georgia, United States
Introduction I'm six foot, 185 pounds. I like long walks on the beach and short brunettes who can spell.
Interests Cards, Football, Football Pools, Movies, Comedy
Favorite Movies Caddyshack, Boondock Saints, Airplane, Baseketball, Nat'l Lampoon's Vacation, Braveheart, Animal House, Clerks, Dogma
Favorite Music AC/DC, Metallica, Ozzy, TenaciousD, Elton John, Sublime, The Cult, Cake, U2, Offspring, Queen, Queensryche, Dreamtheater
Favorite Books The Godfather, Without Remorse, Harry Potter, Phantoms, Neverwhere, Smoke and Mirrors, Executive Orders, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

He leaves offended by the smell coming from my shorts.