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|Location||middle-of-nowhere, Manitoba, Canada|
|Introduction||When you're a scatter-brained mom/substitute teacher with a constantly-absent army husband, two kids on the autism spectrum, two hyperactive dogs, a cat who thinks he owns the place, and a falling-down house in the middle of nowhere, you have exactly two options: laugh or cry.|
When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?
No. I ran screaming from the crazy science teacher with the hammer.