farringer
My blogs
| Industry | Law |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Communications Director |
| Introduction | I've got one of the coolest jobs in the world--aside from astronaut, pop icon, or maybe professional bowler. But, alas, I was born to write, not spacewalk, moonwalk, or waddle. |
| Favorite movies | Devil's Advocate, Jury Duty, Ernest Goes to Jail |
| Favorite music | Johnny Cash |
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?
keep me cutlass tight between me teeth

