Bad Mommy

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation I have kids and a husband...what DON'T I do?!
Location Crazytown, United States
Introduction This is my blog. It may be funny, sad, pitiful, self-loathing, intelligent (don't hold your breath), controversial, enlightening (yeah, right), informative (doubt it), rude (most likely), or downright ridiculous at times. I only write it to get all the scandalous things I'm thinking and feeling off my chest. I promise to be uncensored and honest at all times and to call out, in a really bitchy way, anyone who might disagree or argue with me :). Also, I like to cuss a lot and I have too many sensitive types on my FB friends list. For this reason, I am going to remain anonymous (until I have a couple of bottl....I mean, glasses of wine and post a picture or mention a name without remembering that I'm supposed to be ANONYMOUS)
Interests To be perfectly honest, an uninterrupted shower and a glass (or twelve) of wine is the highlight of my day.
Favorite Movies Movies about wine
Favorite Music Red, red wine
Favorite Books Did I mention I like wine?

Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?

because blue raspberry...duh