Deva Haney

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About me

Gender FEMALE
Occupation I've applied for the position of James Lipton, but I'm still waiting to hear back.
Location Austin, Texas, United States
Introduction I am a writer, I am licensed by the State of Texas to practice as a registered nurse, and I may or may not also be Lisa Simpson.
Interests The love affair with my '72 Nova is ongoing and very monogamous.
Favorite Movies I can't say, I'm too busy trying not to watch Rust and Bone again.
Favorite Music I am at the beginning of my ridiculously deep dive into 60's garage rock. Falling feels nice.
Favorite Books The readin' kind.

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

None, duh. All my jumpers are footed.