|Occupation||I've applied for the position of James Lipton, but I'm still waiting to hear back.|
|Location||Austin, Texas, United States|
|Introduction||I am a writer, I am licensed by the State of Texas to practice as a registered nurse, and I may or may not also be Lisa Simpson.|
|Interests||The love affair with my '72 Nova is ongoing and very monogamous.|
|Favorite Movies||I can't say, I'm too busy trying not to watch Rust and Bone again.|
|Favorite Music||I am at the beginning of my ridiculously deep dive into 60's garage rock. Falling feels nice.|
|Favorite Books||The readin' kind.|
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
None, duh. All my jumpers are footed.