Sicker Eve Folk

About me

Industry Military
Occupation CPA Module 167
Location Whitepersonville, Michigandria, United States
Introduction I write shitty blogs, like everyone else. After a while, I erase them, unlike everyone else.

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt Andrew, Thank you for the rooster that made the syrup. I can't talk to you anymore. We will not come to your house. My mom said you are an asshole. Happy Halloween! My costume is Patrick Bateman. Bye.