John
| Industry | Student |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Undergraduate |
| Location | Towson, Maryland, United States |
| Introduction | I have never liked school. I graduated from high school thinking, "Wow! College is going to be so much better!" Four minutes after arriving on campus, I immediately regretted my decision of going to college. |
| Interests | Not college, complaining about college, leaving college, fantasizing about rich people saving me from college |
| Favorite movies | Risky Business, Jerry Maguire, The Social Network |
| Favorite music | Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run" |
| Favorite books | The Fountainhead |
What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?
One time, a Professor argued the earth was flat in class. He said it was to foster Socratic discussion or some bullshit. Well, considering I'm paying him $50,000 a year to teach me, I guess I have to believe he's correct. I mean, $50,000 must purchase a good and straightforward education. Am I right?

