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Occupation Band Director
Location Minneapolis, MN, United States

Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?

Turtles are naked when they aren't wearing colored bands over their eyes, elbows, and knees. They should also have belts with the dual purpose of holding weapons and displaying their first initials. Naked turtles... gross.