Fat Sparrow

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Gender FEMALE
Occupation Societal Parasite
Location Southern California, United States
Introduction We're small, we're everywhere, we're taking over, and we know what you did last summer because we shat on your head while you were doing it. Fill up your feeder; I'm fucking well starving.
Interests Shitting on your car. I've been eating berries all morning and I know where you're parked.
Favorite Movies Pretentious shite
Favorite Music Artsy shite
Favorite Books Uppity shite

When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?

You betcha, and it pays off. It's the early bird that gets the worm, and who wants to eat worms, you dirty bastard? That's nasty.