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Gender Female
Location United States
Introduction I'm a 30-something wife, mother, and wiener dog enthusiast navigating the waters of life, love, and all things edible; attempting to be a domestic goddess in my spare time. Watch me fail, people. It'll be legendary.

You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?

I will pick up a remnant of the burning structures around me, keeping in mind how quickly a dry forest can go up (I got your back, Smokey) and build a small bonfire over which I will toast my marshmallows. If the townsfolk want to celebrate as well, they can bring chocolate and graham crackers.