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|Introduction||I am a work in progress. I travel the country with my Portugese Fisherman's cap and leather bound journal cataloguing all of the things that tickle my fancy or, conversely, send me into a homicidal rage. I also enjoy pressing flowers, dog fights, and sexually assaulting kittens.|
|Interests||genocide, coma, incest, wheelchair races, pedophilia, dirty bombs, Holocaust-denial, pubes.|
|Favorite Movies||What is movie?|
|Favorite Music||Bruce Willis, Don Johnson, Phillip Michael Thomas, David Hasselhoff, Paul McCartney.|
|Favorite Books||Protocals of the Elders of Zion, A Night Without Armor:Poems by Jewel, anything by Anne Frank.|
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
I show up naked in the high school cafeteria but I never go swimming because all of my explosives & ammunition would get ruined.