El Capitan

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Gender Male
Industry Government
Occupation Drone
Location Texas, United States
Interests Books, Weapons, Distilling, Internal Combustion, Fine Clockwork, Poker, Wimmen
Favorite Movies Blues Brothers, Raiders Of The Lost Ark, The Thin Man series, most John Wayne flicks
Favorite Music Bluegrass, Classic Rock, Sousa Marches, Baroque-Era classical
Favorite Books Cryptonomicon, anything by Heinlein, Seven Pillars Of Wisdom, Kipling's verse

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

When the tentacled googly-eyed sonofabitch is being scraped off the sidewalk after I put a load of buckshot into him.