Sister Myotis

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About me

Industry Religion
Occupation Evangelatainer
Location Memphis, TN, United States
Introduction I’m a God-Fearing Warrior for the Lord who has become a living legend in the field of Christian Entrepreneurialism. In 1981, in Memphis, Tennessee, I began the Honeybees Ladies Auxiliary at my home church, Good Tidings Apostolic Holiness Christian Fellowship of Saints, as a way to fundraise for church décor. Today, the Honeybees include dedicated members in 19 Godless foreign countries. Although now burdened by the demands of fame, I still find time to serve as Lead Deaconess, Head-Writer for the Evangelistic Puppet Ministry, Directress of the Church Theatre Troupe, 1st Link on the Prayer Chain, Chair of the Pastor’s Committee on Christian “Evangelatainment”, & Head of Fundamentalist Crochet Instruction. I also play Middle C in the Adult Handbell Choir, & hold the title of Black Belt in the Christ Through Karate Bible Ministry, which is devoted to spreading the “Good News” to unsaved Ninjas. In 2001, after many years of missionary work in the fight against VooDoo, I was honored by the Jamaican Government for contributions to the art of Gospel Caribbean Steel Drumming.
Interests Church, Choir, Handbells, Puppets, Pork, The Honeybees Ladies Auxiliary (I'm President and Founder), making crafts to sell at our annual Christmas Bazaar, directing our church Drama Ministry (C.L.U.T.Z), worshipping, praising, and casting judgement (in a Christian be helpful, not mean)
Favorite Movies The Cross and the Switchblade, The Passion of The Christ, The Last Temptation of Christ, The Ten Commandments, Left Behind, End of the Harvest, Six: The Mark Unleashed, The Thornbirds, Judgement, Apocolypse, Tribulation, Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit, Thief in the Night, Image of the Beast, Paul the Emissary, Escape from Hell, and Dreamgirls
Favorite Music The Happy Goodmans, The Florida Boys, Gaither Vocal Band, Statesman Quartet, The Blackwood Brothers, The Stamps Quartet, Ani DiFranco, The Speer Family, The LeFevres, The Crabb Family, Cathedral Quartet, Jim Nabors (Gomer Pyle), Wendy Bagwell and The Sunliters, The Inspirations, The Kingsmen, Chuckwagon Gang, Three Six Mafia, The Klaudt Indian Family, The McRaes, and The Weatherfords
Favorite Books The Bible, A Christian's Guide to Revised U.S. History, The Hiding Place (by Corrie Ten Boom), Y2K: A Christian's Survival Guide to the Millennium Bug (by Jerry Falwell), A Christian's Guide to Revised Science, From Daniel to Doomsday: The Countdown Has Begun (by Pastor John Hagee), He Touched Me: An Autobiography (by Benny Hinn), Satisfied (by Rexella Van Impe), and Letters From Prison (by Marquis De Sade)