|Location||Oldham, United Kingdom|
|Introduction||Had cancer, beat that. Collapsed lung every other month. Osteoporosis, got that. Just waiting for a heart attack and I'll have the full set then. Sick sense of humour.|
|Interests||Mobile Phones, Bargains, E-Bay, Jaguar's old and new|
|Favorite Movies||The Producers, Sean of the Dead, Casino Royal, The Godfather Trilogy, The Matrix|
|Favorite Music||Saxon, 10cc, Squeeze, Difford & Tilbrook, Jools Holland|
|Favorite Books||HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy|
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