That Blond Guy

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About me

Gender MALE
Occupation I raise lambs...
Location In Your Mom, Where It's Warm, United States
Introduction First off, I speak with a British accent. Also, I'm very handsome and super ripped. I have a mane of blond hair like a waterfall of sunshine. I'm a cowboy, a Power Ranger, and an alien superhero. I'm very rich, and I have so many friends I've lost count of them. The police? I own the police. I'm empereror of the world and I have two houses and everyone has to do what I say!!!
Interests Amy Adams, people named "Pat" when you can't tell if it's a man or a woman, mailboxes painted like animals, porn films themed on pizza deliveries, Panda Express, wild cherry Diet Pepsi, French music, clean bathrooms, the colour green, cheese, boobs, bald eagles, designer sunglasses, movies by John Hughes, Ted Danson's chin, cake batter ice cream, Barrack Obama, stop signs, reading in the shower, pole dancing, John Malkovich, and ears.
Favorite Movies Donnie Darko, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Dead Poets' Society, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, Sleepless in Seattle, When Harry Met Sally, Stranger than Fiction, Seven Pounds, Better Off Dead, Juno, Forrest Gump, Six Degrees of Separation, August Rush, Fight Club, Inception, The Sixth Sense, Artificial Intelligence, 12 Monkeys, Unbreakable, Silence of the Lambs, The Shining, Invictus, The Shawshank Redemption, Up, Avatar, District 9, Coraline, Alice in Wonderland, The Green Mile, Big, 500 Days of Summer, Cashback, Young Frankenstein, Back to the Future, Minority Report, Independence Day, Leap Year, Julie and Julia, Psycho, Birds, Rear Window, The Elephant Man, Airplane!, Rain Man, Sphere, Chariots of Fire, The Fisher King, Sphere, Groundhog Day, Ghostbusters, Caddyshack, Ferris Bueller's Day Off...
Favorite Music The Beatles, Regina Spektor, Queen, The Strokes, Glen Hansard, The Velvet Underground, Kimya Dawson, Radiohead, the Pixies, Malajube, La Maison Tellier, Florence + the Machine, David Bowie, the Black Lips, Belle and Sebastien, Ben Folds Five, ChopinThe Smiths, Yeasayer, Sondre Lerche, The Shins, Simple Minds, Sigur Ros, Spoon, Camille, The Temper Trap, Wolfmother, Vampire Weekend, Wild Cherry, the Beastie Boys, Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Cake, Celtic Woman, Cold War Kids, Hall and Oates, Duran Duran, the Eagles, AC/DC, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Flight of the Conchords, Herman's Hermits, JET, Karla DeVito, the La's, Michael Jackson, Ida Maria, Bjork, Finn Wallace, Abba, She and Him, Hans Zimmer, Aaron Copland, Journey, Mozart, and....YOU!!!
Favorite Books Neverwhere, A Clockwork Orange, Lord of the Flies, The Prophet, 1984, Kind of a Funny Story, the Hotel on the Corner of Bitter and Sweet, My Sister's Keeper, Nineteen Minutes, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Misery, the Harry Potter series, The Chronicles of Narnia series, The DaVinci Code, The Lost Symbol, the Golden Compass, Impulse, Mindset, Outliers, The Green Mile, The Shining, The Stand, American Gods, the Graveyard Book, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The City of Dreaming Books, the Sun Also Rises, The Old Man and the Sea, The Great Gatsby, the Book Thief, I Am the Messenger, The Giver, My Name is Asher Lev, The Chosen, When Engulfed in Flames, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Life of Pi, and The Wind-Up Bird Chronicles, bitch!

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

What the fuck, man?